Electile Dysfunction
Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year.
View ArticleThe Presidential Parachutes
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Sarah Palin said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest woman in American...
View ArticleThe Cowboy and the Obama Aid Joke
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan...
View ArticleThe Best Occupy Wall Street Jokes and Cartoons
Here are some of the best Occupy Wall St. Jokes and Cartoons we could find, feel free to post some more as you find them! Occupy Wall Street Jokes: Q: Out of money, an OWS protester uses an ATM and it...
View ArticleThe Vasectomy
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed...
View ArticlePoor Ole and his Pecker
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went...
View ArticleDear Abby Joke
Dear Abby, My husband has a long record of money problems. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. He has been so arrogant and...
View ArticleThe Queen Helps Barack Obama
Barack Obama sits down with the Queen of England and asks her advice: “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?” “Well,” said the Queen, “The most...
View ArticleDonald Trump God Joke
Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.” God asks...
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